Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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