Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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