he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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