Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I had to cum in my sink.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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