Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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