do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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