Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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