I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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