i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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