My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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