he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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