ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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