I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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