I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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