The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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