Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This is my gift to your gina
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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