I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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