Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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