she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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