My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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