Having a random hookup so left but love u
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Randomize
