I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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