Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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