For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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