is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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