at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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