i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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