just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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