i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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