dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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