Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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