I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I AM VODKA MAN
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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