There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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