I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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