talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No stitches, just platelets and will power
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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