My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
