pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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