Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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