you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Randomize
