"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
