Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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