idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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