were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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