we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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