is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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