What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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