Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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