Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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