: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there was a trapeze. enough said
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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