i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
no, he came in my armpit
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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